It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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