I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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