I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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