does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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