the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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