im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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