Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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