My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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