I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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