that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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