my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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