I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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