we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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