I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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