Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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