No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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