Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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