Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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