I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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