I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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