# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
do nipples grow back?
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