would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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