We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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