Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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