My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Sext me about skeletons
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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