worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
How's work?
Spinning.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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