He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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