watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
