he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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