dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I can text with my tongue
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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