You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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