i was rollin on her like bob the builder
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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