So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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