I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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