Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Farmville is her only friend.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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