too bad you live with your parents still
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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