i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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