My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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