I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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