You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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