It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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