is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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