in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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