Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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