If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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