erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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