glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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