normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
high people should be assigned attendants
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Send help, water and tortillas.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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