You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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