The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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